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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: FartBomber on May 13, 2012, 02:05 pm
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Hey all its FartBomber checking in here from the druginfested country called "The Netherlands".
Im here to supply you all with LSD of the finest quality! At the moment I have GFD dancing bears available LAB TESTED at 110ug by the trusted Dutch drugtest facilities we have here. I will not be offering bulk sales for now but that might change in the future. The first two weeks of my vending career here I will be having a MEGA discount to get some reviews rolling in. Order with confidence and use the escrow system! Users with high refund rates/low order stats wont be able to order for these 2 weeks.
I will not ship to Australia, USA or Norway and neither will I send letters Poste Restante or Packstationen. Your letter will be a regular one shipped from the Netherlands with no tracking whatsoever.
Now let me see you guys putting in those orders!
My profile can be reached at http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/696ed9cdd9
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Awesome prices for a euro LSD vendor.
Welcome to SR, you should sell out of these fast!
Is there any possibility of you posting the test results in a pic?
I'd love to see that!
-Proud
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Greetings fellow Dutchie, nice prices for your acid for sure.
Too bad I have not yet ordered anything on SR so I can't use the discount price :'(
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scam
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scam
care to tell why?
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scam
care to tell why?
No, he doesn't care.
Welcome to SR, Fartbomber! It's uneasy to see that you are located in a drug capital country, but I highly advise your shipping methods and the overall appearance of packs to be 'beyond inconspicuous' , so many NL vendors with half-assed shipping in the history of SR.
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Any chance of shipping to the USA in the future I can understand not wanting to ship certain drugs that are hard to hide. But I would imagine if you got a little creative LSD would be just about the easiest drug to conceal and get through customs. Hope you change your mind about shipping to the USA. Anyway good luck vending and welcome.
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Is there any possibility of you posting the test results in a pic?
I'd love to see that!
The Dutch test centers that I've been to will not give you a printout of the lab results. I believe it's general policy for all of them.
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Nice to see a new LSD vendor. Maybe in time, he/she will ship to us americans
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Bet you like beans,huh...
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Bet you like beans,huh...
I do like beans and I like farting. Oh, you mean fartbomber, hahahaha
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Wow, thanks for the nice welcome! (Except Bud lol). I was not able to pull out my phone quick enough to make a picture of the screen at the servicepoint when I got the results back but since I have gotten a few orders already im sure reviews will pop up soon on the forum. About the shipping, im pretty much a n00b with that but I have read the forums for tips and I have gotten a labelprinter and a vacuumsealer so im pretty sure it will be fine. And I love beans ;)
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hell yea beans and corn bread meat and potatoes!
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Just got my 5-strip from FartBomber. Very fast great packaging. Big party this weekend so might hand some around get some thoughts :)
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Just got my 5-strip from FartBomber. Very fast great packaging. Big party this weekend so might hand some around get some thoughts :)
Wish I was at that party, haha. How great would that be, chillin around hanging out "by the way wanna drop a tab?" Yes!
Hope you have a great weekend, and report back on here with a trip-report if you can.
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Happy to report that I received my 2 x 5 GFD Dancing Bears order from FartBomber. Haven't tried them yet, but shipping was quick and the blotters are properly vac sealed.
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Shipping was super quick and properly sealed, thinking of having a hit of this with some pharmahuasca lol wish me luck
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I will have access to some lower dosed tabs in about a week, would there be any interest in that or should I only buy the top tier blotter? Also, 7 more days until I will up my prices since im getting a lot of good feedback :P
-FB
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Happy to report that I received my 2 x 5 GFD Dancing Bears order from FartBomber. Haven't tried them yet, but shipping was quick and the blotters are properly vac sealed.
and you already tried them?are they good?
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lower dose tabs? why? Around 100µg is perfect ,-)
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I agree 100ug is awesome
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I sampled the wares last weekend. Dropped one about 6pm before heading to a gig had a great laugh! Not the strongest I've had but far from the weakest, before going out we made a birthday poster for a friend by blowing loadsa dye around some card and watching the colours run and nelt into another was damn fun (gave them a birthday tab as well). Got a taxi down to the gig in absolute stitches the music was quite mellow and head noddy but it was held in an old derelict office block which enhanced the trip.
On the way home had loadsa fun splashing in all the puddles, got piss wet thru mind.
Dropped another tab and smoked a bit of grass when I got home and gouged out watching the plaster on the ceiling dancing around and forming hieroglyphics before passing out.
Overall a damn good night and the price was ace aswell!
Thanks FartBomber!
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Looking forward to sampling some of your wonky as soon as I get some cash together :)
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i wish you shipped to usa :)
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received yesterday 3 blotter from him.
awesome shipping time and the blotter comes vacuum sealed
i´m anixious to try them tomorrow out my first time with L
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Also, 7 more days until I will up my prices since im getting a lot of good feedback :P
Really hope my k gets here in time so I can buy loads if I like it! Never tried s isomer as far as i know, so will be interesting but il let you all know if its good or not. Tabs seem to be getting good reviews so I'm looking forward to it :)
Can I be cheeky and ask how much the k will be after your initial introductory offers?
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subscribe the thread ...
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I bought 10 tabs from FartBomber,very well packaged and those papers arrived in about 4 business days...Which is really good for me...I bought here only one time before FartBomber's tabs from another vendor always in NL and I waited about 12 days...(it was weed). So be confident about shipping,is really fast :3
I never tried LSD before,maybe tomorrow I'll give a try...1 tab splitted for me and an experienced friend. I hope it will be a nice trip :D
Question for FartBomber : How those lab tests works ? You just go in a sort of medical lab,give them your LSD tabs and they'll will check it ? Why they should care about LSD ? If i remember it's Illegal everywhere so how is possible you can analyze a non-legal drug ?
Thank you and dont up your price too much :P
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Fosters, I will up all my prices with ~50%, the K will be around 45$.
Wuffy, In the NL we have several testcenters where you can walk in and just give them a sample of drugs (I had to give 4 tabs of the LSD I tested) and they will do a test with a HPLC/MS and tell you whats in it after 2 weeks. They gave me a number and two weeks afterwards I went back there, handed in the receipt with the number and was presented with a graph and the amount of ug of LSD tested on the PC screen and that was really it. Even though the substances arent legal they do it as a harm prevention thing (so users dont go and eat tabs with strychnine or pills with poison in it). They have around 20 of these testcenters here in the NL I think.
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what a pity, that i stucked with pin-reset lock until monday :(
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Im extending the introduction sale till thursday since some people had trouble getting coins from Intersango :)
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Wont ship LSD blotter to USA....rofllama.
Well welcome to the zoo.
You know you just lost 10,000% income by not doing what an 8 month professional vendor has been doing long before you.
AnYONE WHAT lsd FROM nl?
pm IS ADVISEABLE.
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Good acid
My review:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=7077.msg260353#msg260353
I hope his LSD price don't increase too much since I'll buy again and again for sure :D Me and friends liked those tabs ! :P
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Ive got new LSD in stock and am selling 2CB as well now!
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Had an order on this week, was worried a bit because it took some time to process but gone into ptransit today (phew!) had we worried there bro!
If the Kevin's as Good as the Sid from last time then I'll be a happy bunny!!
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I have bought a gram of ketamin S Isomer from Fartbomber and it was awesome! :) i really loved it and buy it again when i have coins :D!
you get sure what u see/pay for!
dosage is normal, but stuff is potent :D , and take ketamine not to often, your tollerance is going very up in a few days! then you need 3x, 4x or more from your normal dosage ;)
and hello to the community, im new in the forum and would like to help to figure out who is a good/bad vendor and share some informations about my SR-Time to help the community and beware from selective/& scammers and the vendors who are awesome ! :)
thx for reading and best regards to you guys,
JimmieShoe :)
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Your name is stupid as fuck but you got good prices! Let us kno when you begin to sell bulk.
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WARNING DONT BUY FROM THIS PERVERT PIECE OF SHIT
HE SENT ME SHEETS AND HE FARTED AND SHITTED ALL OVER IT
IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND I EVEN SAW TRACES OF DIARRHEA
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Hehe, FartBomber isnt the best name to have when you sell stuff what people put up their nose and in their mouth i guess ;) I should have thought a bit longer about my nick lol. Im now offering 5 and 10 gram packs of Ketamine and 25 blotter blocks of the Lord Shiva LSD. Its not really big bulk, but better then just 5strips.
-FB
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i like the nick!
and those dancing bears too! any chance you will have the same stuff again?
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____________________________________FARTBOMBER´s METHOXETAMINE (Described as "S-Isomer Ketamin")__________________________________________________
Hey Guys,
last night i take 500mg of Fartbombers Ketamin oral. After a cool come-up, it went radically into a K-Hole. It was a very bad trip and i was thinking i have too much!
After a complete lost of myself, i call the emergency and go around my home, i was thinking "when i kill me, all would be better", fucking shit i was shortly before making suicid!.
In the Hospital i came extreme fast into the Intensive.Station and the only thing i scream is "please do not intravenös, please not intarvenös" (because of my nail-phobie)
I saw a complete different world, and was thinking i would be there forever! I was more then 6hours in the K-Hole, a violence, brutality and ultra-horror feelings i never know and never would dream about, arrived me for more then 6hours, i was so fucked up, thansk god that i already live! :-[
--------------> IMPORTANT NOTE: MORE THEN SIX HOURS OF KETA-HOLE IS FUCKING IMPSSOBILE WITH KETAMIN BECAUSE A KETAMIN TRIP IS MAXIMAL 45 HOURS, maybe a overdose is 1hour, BUT NEVER MORE THEN 1HOUR !!! AND I WAS FUCKING 6HOURS IN THE FUCKING KHOLE !!!!
50mg MXE is a good dose for beginners, I TAKE 500mg !! FUCKING FEW OVERDOSES!!! Today i bring the MXE to the Drug-Labor, tomorow or the day after tomorow i update this post and add the Results from the Labor! You guys will see its MXE, but i know it already and every guy who have a basic dissociative knowledge, know that the bio-avability from KETAMIN is Less then 20percent, MXE IS MUCH MORE, thats the reason of my 6hours K-hole! I have cant talk normal, i had cant write normal! It was the most violent and horrible expirience in my life!! I ONLY CAN WARN YOU PPL ; ALSO ITS TO CHEAP FOR GOOD KETA! When its really S-Isomer pure Ketamine, he sure would sell it for more! Why he should sell it cheap? Beacuse hes a good man? No!! He is a badass at all , a kind of scammer, that must killed or destroyd, delete or banned from SR! Tomorow you will see what i mean with the Fake ketamine, after i add the Paper of the test result to this post!
___________ WHEN YOU WANT GOOD MXE THEN GUY FROM FARTBOMBER! WHEN YOU DON´T WANT TO DIE/WANT KETAMINE THEN DON`T ORDER FROM HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!______________________________________________________
FARTBOMBER IS A KIND OF SCAMMER; THAT SELLS STUFF WITH VERY FAIL AND HIGHLY RISC DESCREPTION!!! I WAS SO FUCKING NEAR TO DEATH; NEVER BEEN NEAR THEN Yesterday/Today early morning!
AGAIN: WITH 500mg KETAMIN ORAL; THE EFFECT IS ONLY LESS Then 20% of it! WHEN YOU TOOK MXE (AS I TOOK) THEN YOU GET MUCH MORE EFFECT; 500g IS A FEW OVERDOSES AND WORKS MORE THEN 5HOURS; LIKE I WAS on 6HOURS IN KHOLE!!!
YOU BE WARNED OF IT! WHEN YOU DON`T WANT TO PAY WITH YOUR LIFE; DO NOT ORDER FROM FARTBOMBER!!! HE SHOULD BE KILLED FOR WHAT HE HAS DONE WITH HIS COSTUMERS!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT ORDER AGAIN! WHEN YOU DO; YOU`LL BE WARNED FROM HIM!
Best regards to you forum guys!
JS
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wow this is really bad to hear and I hope you will become better after this horror.
BUT, what I got from him was S-Ketamin, I bought a gram and it feels like ket but only tried in a low dose. Some 25mg, 40mg nasal bumps...
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____________________________________FARTBOMBER´s METHOXETAMINE (Described as "S-Isomer Ketamin")__________________________________________________
Hey Guys,
last night i take 500mg of Fartbombers Ketamin oral. After a cool come-up, it went radically into a K-Hole. It was a very bad trip and i was thinking i have too much!
After a complete lost of myself, i call the emergency and go around my home, i was thinking "when i kill me, all would be better", fucking shit i was shortly before making suicid!.
In the Hospital i came extreme fast into the Intensive.Station and the only thing i scream is "please do not intravenös, please not intarvenös" (because of my nail-phobie)
I saw a complete different world, and was thinking i would be there forever! I was more then 6hours in the K-Hole, a violence, brutality and ultra-horror feelings i never know and never would dream about, arrived me for more then 6hours, i was so fucked up, thansk god that i already live! :-[
--------------> IMPORTANT NOTE: MORE THEN SIX HOURS OF KETA-HOLE IS FUCKING IMPSSOBILE WITH KETAMIN BECAUSE A KETAMIN TRIP IS MAXIMAL 45 HOURS, maybe a overdose is 1hour, BUT NEVER MORE THEN 1HOUR !!! AND I WAS FUCKING 6HOURS IN THE FUCKING KHOLE !!!!
50mg MXE is a good dose for beginners, I TAKE 500mg !! FUCKING FEW OVERDOSES!!! Today i bring the MXE to the Drug-Labor, tomorow or the day after tomorow i update this post and add the Results from the Labor! You guys will see its MXE, but i know it already and every guy who have a basic dissociative knowledge, know that the bio-avability from KETAMIN is Less then 20percent, MXE IS MUCH MORE, thats the reason of my 6hours K-hole! I have cant talk normal, i had cant write normal! It was the most violent and horrible expirience in my life!! I ONLY CAN WARN YOU PPL ; ALSO ITS TO CHEAP FOR GOOD KETA! When its really S-Isomer pure Ketamine, he sure would sell it for more! Why he should sell it cheap? Beacuse hes a good man? No!! He is a badass at all , a kind of scammer, that must killed or destroyd, delete or banned from SR! Tomorow you will see what i mean with the Fake ketamine, after i add the Paper of the test result to this post!
___________ WHEN YOU WANT GOOD MXE THEN GUY FROM FARTBOMBER! WHEN YOU DON´T WANT TO DIE/WANT KETAMINE THEN DON`T ORDER FROM HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!______________________________________________________
FARTBOMBER IS A KIND OF SCAMMER; THAT SELLS STUFF WITH VERY FAIL AND HIGHLY RISC DESCREPTION!!! I WAS SO FUCKING NEAR TO DEATH; NEVER BEEN NEAR THEN Yesterday/Today early morning!
AGAIN: WITH 500mg KETAMIN ORAL; THE EFFECT IS ONLY LESS Then 20% of it! WHEN YOU TOOK MXE (AS I TOOK) THEN YOU GET MUCH MORE EFFECT; 500g IS A FEW OVERDOSES AND WORKS MORE THEN 5HOURS; LIKE I WAS on 6HOURS IN KHOLE!!!
YOU BE WARNED OF IT! WHEN YOU DON`T WANT TO PAY WITH YOUR LIFE; DO NOT ORDER FROM FARTBOMBER!!! HE SHOULD BE KILLED FOR WHAT HE HAS DONE WITH HIS COSTUMERS!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT ORDER AGAIN! WHEN YOU DO; YOU`LL BE WARNED FROM HIM!
Best regards to you forum guys!
JS
Please ignore this guy who has been spamming this slander all over the forums and read his topic he opened with the exact same message together with my response, Mandelin test picture and replies from my customers: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=28233.0
-FB
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@ all, belive the lab or fartbomber! but when you belive a vendor more then a labor, then maybe you should stop taking drugs!
grtz, JS
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Im now offering 5 and 10 gram packs of Ketamine
Don't you mean MXE ::)
Jimmie, just fucking stop. I thought this was over already. ???
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I received 2cb hbr
Fine mail.
Really good product.
I dosed it at 18mg for 20 people.
It was perfect ^^
Nice travel with this molecule.
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You're a true fucking gent FartBomber, I wish all my dealings on SR/IRL went as good as with you!
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any lucy left about?? :) :) :)
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any lucy left about?? :) :) :)
he says in his profile don't ask i think
it was very nice though, have 1 left but saving it for a special friend to try :)
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any lucy left about?? :) :) :)
I have great L in stock again :P Sorry for the late reply haha!
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Seeing as FartBomber is not shipping to USA I thought I would step in with this and help more Americans out!!
FartBomber has supplied me with his Marilyn Monroe Blotters lab tested at 145ug, as many of you know they are great! A must buy.
I am currently selling dutch pills and have nice feedback for everyone to go through and review me, also please take your time to go through my profile to get to know me before you buy. Even message me and have a little chat with me if you wish before you purchase.
Currently selling in 10x listings but if this goes well and the demand is high enough I will be getting a lot more in and will do 25x,50x and 100x listings
thank you!
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Ordered a 5g MDMA sample a few days ago for the insanely good price of about $120 (9.8 bitcoins)!
For some reasons I really think he is the first one I can trust with his purity declarations (lab tests). Almost every seller on the road says "awesome quality" and "80%+", but he seems to be really serious and legit.
I think, I found a new vendor. But I have to wait for the package first! ;)